August 2011
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Diary of an Online Serial Dater: Dipping Into the... →
datingjunkie:
I’m 26 and have lived in New York City—a place supposedly full of eligible, well-educated, ambitious singles—for 4 years and have found tons of guys that fit the bill. The problem is, all of them are fucking assholes… I have a massive hangover, nothing in my wallet but a Trident wrapper, and a…
November 2009
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Who's the hero?
Yesterday I was running on Whitney Avenue by Lake Whitney and I spotted a giant worm in my path. I deftly avoided stepping on it and continued on my way. A split second later I thought about how tragic it would be if another, less observant, runner squashed him. I couldn’t just leave Mr. Worm to die so I quickly turned back… it was a little gross, but I picked him up and dropped him...
April 2008
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What I think when I see these things
= Oh a penny…! Lucky. But only if it’s head’s up -better let that one slide. Who made up that rule anyway?
= Oh a penny…! Lucky. But it’s probably dirty. If I really needed luck today I’d pick it up. On the off-chance I pick it up, I check to see if it was made the year I was born. If not, I feel let down. It has never happened. That’s probably why...
March 2008
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OK I’ll be the next (and second to last) one in my family to start this blog thing. In the past I’ve seen other people’s blogs and thought, what the hell is wrong with them? Why do they think people want to read anything they have to say? But the other day I thought of a few reasons why I should start a blog: 1) I can keep a record of all the annoying/funny/weird things that...